Mr. Boots Has Fleas (poem)
Mr. Boots Has Fleas
The first bite is the one that itches
Generalissima Flea says, “Sisters,
keep your back low, it’s a war zone. Jump!
Hold your column, single file. Make for the summit.
The summit! Where the blood flows warm.
Some of you will be swallowed by the cat, and some―”
The general springs and flies, burrows, hooking scales of skin
And between the shoulder blades digs in
“Some,” standing atop a vertebral crest
she exhorts her soldiers, “will fall, in the teeth of battle
Here we nest! (upwards she thrusts her first right leg) And yield not a speck! Sisters, you know the cat is protected. Most of us, in our brief lives, have heard only rumors of chemical weapons. In the contest between cat and flea, we abominate this crime. Sisters, let dishonor not be yours. But if the cat scratches, or a reckless deserter assault the Being, it will bring this on. My fleathren, prepare to die!”
“Now, she includes us,” the smaller male fleas catch one another’s eye.
“A hundred of us,” says the Generalissima, “gone in a night. Remember your rallying cry!”
PLAGUE, they shout…but the fleas have not held such power for a long time
“Ah,” says Mr. Boots, purring; purring by compulsion as
The comb’s metal teeth
Draw deep to the hair’s root, and pluck his tormentors in a trap that
Feels to Mr. Boots like the claws of a kind mother
He distantly recalls her
This warning to the trespassers that next
Come death and poison
(Meds, his human mother calls them)
“Madam, you accuse me falsely…
I have not picked up fleas. Who would?”
Mr. Boots Has Fleas
A Little Joy
Madam Black Widow
(2014, Stephanie Foster)